The Grave Yaaaard!

He can smell your fear..

You can run, but you can't hide.

The enemy's near.

HAPPY ZOMBIFIED SATURDAY!!!

((cue eerie music)) Eeeeeellloooo bloggies. Welcome to the most horrifying Saturday ever!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA--*cough* *cough*--HAHAHAHA!

Awwwrighty, i'm going to make this one a short as possible so we can get started!!
Here's my fist HAIKU in a VERY long time, and its dedicated to certain awesome person I know, who believe's my haiku's are kick-arse! LOL

I WAAAAANT TO EAT YOUR BRAAAIINS!

Hahahahahahaha! If you've read the title of this post, you probably have guessed what this is going to be about! If you haven't yet...I'm afraid you have....
I.D.I.O.T :

Imbicile
Dumbass
Icredibly
Obniouxious
Taste ?? ( O.o )

I'm sorry, but the symptoms all point to that conclusion...

LOL. Um OK, so bloggsabers, this weekend is ZOMBIE WEEKEND!
Yayzz!! So basically this WHOLE weekend shall be dedicated and oriented aroound one of the greatest spooksters in the world, zzzzzoooooombies! So i'll be posting poems, stories, videos AAAAAND pictures all about them. So expect...the unexpexted... (oooo that sounded really mysterious like--lol im SUCH a dork!)
Kay well I'm going to the movies! I'll catch you bloggfers later!

(P.s!!! Post a repsonse if you think you have a better meaning for the acronym I.D.I.O.T !!!)

A Random Thought For Today!

Heyyyy blogg..er...people? (see i told you i am running out of ideas!) Soooooo sorry that my previous post was UBER long. I really dont know what has gotten into me ((shakes head with aconcerned look on face)) Well, i'm not going to talk much. Here's today's random thought:





I HAVE THE HUGEST CRUSH ON INVADER ZIM AND GIR! (does that make me an even BIGGER freak???? huh...i wonder...) There's just something about wanting to take over the world that turns me on ^.~

Aaaaaaand that concludes today's random thought! THANK YOU and come again soon!

My Point EXACTLY!

EEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOO bloggies and bloggen! (I am running out of ideas for words other than "bloggers". Help me out!) I just got back from volunteering at the nursing home.
((collapses on bed)) WHEW! What a morning.

I thought that i might start the day off with some Uno cards right? Little did I know, that Gloria, one of the VERY few SANE old women there, would hate it! I tried to explain the rules of the game and then even demonstrated a couple of times on how to play the game. But, Gloria found the game not amusing "stupid and POINTLESS"! Ugh! Why don't you just yank my heart out and stomp on it Gloria!

UNO, just happens to be one of my favorite card games and she was BASHING IT! The nerve...! So then I decide it would be better if we all played BINGO instead right? Sure, it was going great at first but i started to get bored of the game and i kept glancing at the TV which was playing a pretty funny commercial. Gloria got the wrong idea and got mad at me. Long story short, that lady has a short fuse!

THEN I somehow wander over to the checkers table and GUESS WHO WAS SITTING THERE???
That's right bloggfers, (ooh i like that one!) Crazy-One-Legged-Checkers Lady was there!
She was playing checkers with my sister (who also volunteers at the same place as me) and she was CHEATING! The lady was doing all kinds of illegal jumping! Plus, she even kept on mistaking her pieces with my sister's. I felt so bad for my sis that i tried to help her out, and by doing so Crazy-One-Legged-Checkers Lady told me to "Mind my own damn business" and to "leave them the hell alone" I was getting ready to argue back when i saw this thing in her eyes that told me that if i don't back the F***K up (pardon the french, by the way!) she would run me over with her wheel chair. SO, i stood up and walked fearfully walked away with wobbly legs...

AAAAAANNNND finally, the icing to my crappy morning.
I sat down with one of the old ladies and decided to talk to her. Her name is Veronica.
So here I am telling her about stuff that goes on in school and whatnot, when she says out of the blue
"you look very pretty today sweetie"
so i gratefully responded with a "Thank you!" and a smile
I was continuing where i left off in my story when she says

"Actually, you look delicious"

i blinked a couple of times, not really sure what to say to that.
THEN on top of that she WAGS HER EYEBROWS UP AND DOWN AT ME PEOPLE, AND LICKS HER LIPS. I swear to bubbles, this is NO lie.
I'm pretty sure that if it wasn't for the fact that she had arthritis that lesbian granny would have made a move on me.... O.o

Talk about awkward. So yea that was my morning. Stay in tune for a RAAAANDOM THOUGHT.

Forgetful FOOL

((sigh)) well, ello bloggfers and bloggters. I'm afraid I've gotten into a nasty habbit of posting every other, other, other...(other?) day. LOL.

So yea, I apologize in advance if the next time you hear from me is in about a week from now--kidding it wont be THAT long, of course it will be MUCH longer--kidding again! Hahahahaha, i kill myself with my humor sometimes ((wipes tear from eye)).



OK so i guess i should tell you something COOL and EXCITING riiight? Well, don't get yer hopes up, sport. For about 5 years I've hated this town, its just so much, i just wanna get out. Since graduation was long ago, please somebody get me out of this hole! ((bobs head and really gets into it)) 'Cause i don't wanna to get stuck in here, when i am 34 just talking about high school years. No i don't wanna be there, and i feel SO stuck right here. Back and forth side to side, OH my dear!



LOL for those who don't recognizes those last couple of lines i just wrote, they are from my, OH-SO favorite song "Brat Pack" by the kick-ass band, The Rocket Summer!!!

Hahahahahahaha! But, seriously, today wasn't half bad. I talked to my best friends (the twins) on the phone and i found some awesome new songs to add to my iPod. Oh! And lets not forget.. i did....MY LAUNDRY!!!! Like HOW awesome is that????? BWHAHAHAHAHA--i am just toooo funny, like seriously man!

awwwrighty then. I think that just about says everything. Yup. Time to get some shut-eye peoples. I'll see ya when I'll see ya--in other words, be expecting another post in either tomorrow (which technically is TODAY--yeah its that late) or the day after. I have to go volunteer at the nursing home, so be expecting another crazy story. Oy Vey! These posts these days have gotten rather LONGER than they should be! LATERS!

Rrrrrrrandom Thought For the Day!

Irashaimasu ('welcome' in Japanese) Bloggmen and Bloggwomen!!! I've just finished eating THE most junk food I've had in a VERY long time. ((Belches)) Pardon me! ((wipes mouth delicately with napkin)) Hahahahahahahahahaha! I'm sorry, that was very wrong of me, do you want some nachos too????? OK, so with out further adieu.. i give YOU (hehehe that rhythmes...) today's ridiculously random thought!







It's alright to eat what you find on the floor, as long as you know what it is...other wise..SPIT IT THE HELL OUT!







This concludes today's random thought! Thank you and come again!

Holy CARP!!! (yesh i meant to spell it this way..)

It's been a WHOLE week bloggwells! I've been volunteering alot at this Nursing home. It's quiet an...er...well.."exeperience" working there--or should I say "playing there". I bet you are wondering what i mean by "playing there"--NO i don't mean something dirty and negative! As if i spend my day doing dirty sexual things with grannies! Psh! I prefer grampa's! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--I'm kidding. Seriously.
SO yeah, Um...I typically spend my day playing checkers, cards, drawing, doing puzzles and playing aaaaall types of board games with the elderly! Oh, and sometimes we all do yoga with ALTERATIVE ROCK playing in the background! LOL--Yeah, i wish, but the nurses there don't approve of that type of music. Might give the elderly "heart failure". ((scoffs) Whatever.

Ha! So GET THIS. On my first day of work, i was getting familar with all the elderly there. I asked for their names and what-not. SO i see this poor old lady with one leg in a wheel chair sitting in front of a checkers board and staring into God-knows what. So i sit down with her and play checkers with her, little do I know that this lady was not only CRAZY but had SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS. Bad combo man...baaaaad combo.
So here i am about to move my piece (because it's my turn) and she YELLS at me! She goes "What do you think your doing moving my piece!" So i try to calmly explain to her how I was moving MY piece and not HERS so then the cranky geezer SLAPS ME! Then she yells"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DAMN RIGHT KNOW ITS MY PIECE"

So...i consider my options...

A) go to jail for socking the old lady.
B) go to jail for strangling the old lady.
C) go to jail for taking her wheel chair and pushing it down a hill.
D) All of the above.

It was a tough decison but in the end i just got up slowly, smiled at her (or was it a wince?) and exucsed myslef. I know, half of you either think i did the right thing and half of you probablly think im a punk. Well in a way, I'm BOTH. Ha! So yeah, from that day forth, I decided to steer clear of the forgetfull, mean granny.

wow..this HAS to be my longest non-poetry post EVER! Hahahahaha! Well stay in tune for a poem and a random thought!

RANDOM THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!!

Nei-Hao Bloggers!!!!!!! Today's ridicously random thought for today is as follows:

OATMEAL is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than PORIDGE!!! HA! TAKE THAT OLIVER TWIST!!! Can you have more what????? Sorry Can't hear you??? Surely it you mean OATMEAL! (Oh, and for Poridge lovers...well, what are you doing reading THIS post?! Psh! Go back to your poridge loving sanctuary already... :D )

That concludes today's RANDOM THOUGHT. Please stay in tune for next time's random ranting. : )

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

GREETINGS BLOGGETS AND BLOGGIES!!! I bet ur wondering WHY THE HECK IM SHOUTING--well..i was kind of hoping YOU could tel ME. Hahahahahahaha! We just went swimming and we found a hornets nest under our diving board! ((shivers)) I've, like, been avoided the diving board since then--i dont know about you guys, but i like to keep myself hornet-stung free...if that makes any sense..at all.... O.o OK i am just rambaling now...er.. Well on a plus side I had some SOME OAAAAT MEAL---oops! i gave away the Random Thought for The Day....crap. Oh well!

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Scarlett

Her breathing is unsteady and no one heeds her cries.
What’s left of her faith unravels before her daring eyes
Crushed rose petals rest by her bed-ridden side.
She can trust no one; so where do her secrets hide?

The cool, tear-stained pillow caress her wounded face,
Her pale, cold body is wrapped in nothing but ribbons and lace.
Self-esteem is not on the agenda, not part of the plan.
This confidence, only she posses and only she can.

She receives her final breath; this child is indeed blessed.
Such lack of passion, but fogs up windows nonetheless.
Who would ever think that laying dead here, this young starlet,
Would be bleeding such a beautiful, forgotten color: scarlet.

It's Midnight (Edited)

She licks her wounds clean.
Her thumping heart leaves that burning sensation.
She still hasn’t a clue what this means
She tries, but fails to resist temptation.

With her fingers, she traces her black and blue bruises.
Then, she runs them through her cobwebbed hair.
She lives this desolate life how she chooses.
Her body is present, but her mind is always elsewhere.

Her scars burn quite deepishly
But, those eyes do nothing but linger.
She looks up at you and smiles sheepishly,
And to her mouth she places a delicate finger.

There are so many unanswered questions,
Yet, there is so little time.
You would think that by now she’d learn her lesson.
What she is doing is without a doubt a crime.

Her feline figure slinks away.
Come on! There must be a reason why,
She commits this sin day by day,
And when she’s done, she lies here to cry.

NEW POEMS!!!!!

GUESSS WHAAAAAAAT? ((Sits and wait for a reply))
What, your not gonna even try to guess?? ((scoff)) FINE.
I'll tell you--but only because i feel like it. Humph.
anywhoooo--AFTER MANY DAYS OF WRITERS BLOCK, I, THE OJAY, HAVE WRITTEN SOME KICK-ASS POEMS!!! WOOOOHOOOO!! ((sits and waits for cheering))
Nothing? Ugh. You distgust me...

RANDOM THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!!

heyyyy bloggers and bloggets! tis been a while hasn't it??

well fear not, for i bring you a random thought for today!

Life's Short...Buy a FLAMINGO!!!

Twilight Movie Spoof!!!! MTV Movie Awards Submition BEST

xDDDDDD Dudes and Dudetts, this video is HILARIOUS!!!!

Secondhand Serenade - Your Call

*sigh* lovely song...lovely song...

Girls' Generation (SNSD) - Gee Music Video

I luurv this song man!

CONGRATULATIONS MR. PRESIDENT!!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO! Congrats to our NEW PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Today bloggers, was indeed a historical and memorable day! I (metaphorically) cried like a baby when I saw President Barack Obama sworn in. WOW! I can proudly tell my kids and grandkids one day that I was there when the VERY first African American President took office!

Hey Guys....

I truly am sorry for not posting anything on here in a reaaaaaaally long time guys! There's really no excuse so I'm not gonna bother making one up right now. 'Sides...It's Friday and I wanna go watch one of my fave movies with my stuffed pig, Piere, and my stuffed monkey, B.J.--they're hardcore, let me tell you now. xD Anywho um..I suppose I'll be posting another poem or random outburst on here in a little while....yup. So for now...laterzzzzzz

Spiderman or The Flash??????

Hey dudes and...dudetts? O.o Well anywho, my best friend I were having this really intense and completely serious conversation. And before you know, both of us are screaming at each other (lovingly of course ^.^ ) and debating which superhero would kick each others butt best. I of course said that NO ONE can beat the ultimate FLASH!!!--but my dear friend begs to differ. She claims that Spideyboy--THATS RIGHT, I SAID SPIDEYBOY!!--could supposedly crush my ultimate Flashie. People of the 'Net PLEASE tell my misguided friend what is quite obvious (F_L_A_S_H!) Ahem yesh. I'll leave you all to it. Leave yer comments and critiques pleaze and thanks!!!





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All I Want For Christmas...

Candy flavored snow,

You're all I want for Christmas.

Free slushies for all!

Konnichiwa People of the 'Net!!

Hey bloggies and bloggers. I'm just doing my World Studies hw right now...(sigh) yup thats about it...(blinks) o.O
OH I nearly forgot to tell you guys. I just came back from my Christmas Concert at my school--yesh yesh its true, this Spicey Monkey plays in the band ;) Hahahahaha! More specifically zeh flute, zeh inztrument of LOVE!! So yeah, it was an awesome concert dudes, my band rocked sox!--yesh socks on the feet of people rocked! Gosh, i'm just rambling on and on about stupid crap...ah well thats me ^_^
WELL...as much as I'd love to hang out some more on here, I've got to wrap up my hw soooooooooo Bon Voyage peoplez!

BREAKING NEWS!!

Breaking news Bloggers and Bloggies!!





2 OF MY PET ROCKS HAVE RAN AWAY AND ELOPED!!!!!!



(right to left) Brick McRock and Lance-alot Rockster

(deep breath) Ok...ok...so I had a rock named Lance-alot and well, we were really close and we had a good thing going and all--we cherished memories and whatnot--well that is until Lance-alot met my other pet rock...Brick...and from there it went down hill.
I just found out that my pet rocks are gay!!--if such a thing is possible O.o

But yeah, it hurts...it hurts real bad (sniff) T_T I LOVE YOU LANCE-ALOT!!! PLEASE LEAVE BRICK AND COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Random Thoughts For The Week

Ello Bloggies and Bloggers! 'Tis been a while since I've planted any michievously, delusional random thoughts on here! ^_^ So here they are!

1.) BLINK 182 CoUld TotAlly KiCk LiNkiN ParKs BuTTs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Buuuuuut, I love them both equally ^_^ )

2.) WhiTe OuT is sOOOooooOOOoooOO inToXicaTinG!!! ()

3.) YoU knOw thE sAying "there's no 'I' in 'Team'"????? Yeah WellLLLL gUessss Whaat? tHerE mAy bE nO 'I' in 'Team', BuT thEre SuRe is A "Meeee"!! (I'm, sorry bloggers that was awefully corny >.<)

4.) Turkey day was just yesterday riiiight? Well, I turn on zee radio and whaz do I hear?? Chrizmaz muzic! Already!!--seriously, why is that?? o.O

5.) My Hips Don't Lie!! (but me tummy does!!) lame I know... what am I to do with meself bloggers???

The Boy With The Red Scarf

Ok i'll just cut to the chase this time: Me+New Poem=Here ya go!

The Boy With The Red Scarf

He gazes up at the sun setting in the east.

His 'brows furrow deeply as he concentrates.

It is hard for him, so hard,

He doesn't know what's real or not anymore.

The red sewing of yarn wips around his face fiercly

As he stalks away from the darkness...

His venturing has only begun, this he knows.

The hurting is far, far from over.

The proverbial tangerine scent fills his lungs.

Its' burning fragrance lingers but only a minuet.

Reality has seriously taken its toll on him.

So what is he to do?

The red linen, once tucked securely 'round his neck,

Has tugged and pulled away from him.

The wind lugs it away in the distance.

Nonchalantly he reaches up to his now naked neck.

He laughs. This is his own personal joke.

He saunters away unfazed.

The scarf, its blood red color, fades away

Beyond the horizon.

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My Days Are Numbered, but So Are Yours

Bonjour! Hey guys, its me again. Just here to drop by another poem me's wrote ^.^ Here it is!

My Days Are Numbered, But So Are Yours

They claimed that this feeling would last forever,

Then accused us of not loving enough.

They assumed that I would never be the clever,

They knew that this life would always be tough.

You promised that my heart would "go on and on",

You said that this feeling would never fray.

You assumed time would freeze at the breaking of dawn.

You knew all along that this would never stay.

I should've known it was all pretend,

Of course we loved too much.

I figured that it was bound to end,

That here we would part and such.

Of course I knew that time would still be ticking.

Of course I felt this feeling leave.

Of course I knew that this was mine for the picking.

Of course I knew I could never believe.

Since the last time our lips met,

I cursed you with all my heart for loving me.

You never even paid your debt,

So what makes you think that I'd let you go so easily.

So, here's to the fatal goodbye,

When you finally close the doors.

Be sure you hear me cry,

"My days are numbered, but so are yours!"

It's Midnight

Ello Bloggers and Bloggies! Sorry I haven't updated in quite a while! Well here is one of my most recent poems. Hope you like it!

It's Midnight

She Licks her wound clean;

Her thumping heart leaves that burning sensation.

She still doesn't know what this means.

She tries and fails; she can't resist temptation.

Her scars burn quite deepishly;

Her eyes do nothing but linger.

She glances up and smiles sheepishly,

And to her mouth, she places a finger.

There are so many unanswered questions,

Yet there is so little time.

You'd think by now she'd learn her lesson.

What she's doing is without a doubt a crime.

Her feline figure slinks away.

COME ON, there must be a reason why,

She does this task day by day,

And when she's done, she sits here to cry.

Pon and Zi!!

I Am Wall Paper by mio!

Here I stand in the background,

My existence, a myth.

Like a chameleon I revolutionize colors,

And blend into this surrounding.

I attept to reach my hand out,

Tried to scream your name.

Yet to no avail do you see my efforts.

Your oblivious of the fact that I live.

I turn my head in disgrace,

Put on my poignant excuse of a mask.

I try to disguise my disgrace,
As I gradually fade away in angst...