My Point EXACTLY!

EEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOO bloggies and bloggen! (I am running out of ideas for words other than "bloggers". Help me out!) I just got back from volunteering at the nursing home.
((collapses on bed)) WHEW! What a morning.

I thought that i might start the day off with some Uno cards right? Little did I know, that Gloria, one of the VERY few SANE old women there, would hate it! I tried to explain the rules of the game and then even demonstrated a couple of times on how to play the game. But, Gloria found the game not amusing "stupid and POINTLESS"! Ugh! Why don't you just yank my heart out and stomp on it Gloria!

UNO, just happens to be one of my favorite card games and she was BASHING IT! The nerve...! So then I decide it would be better if we all played BINGO instead right? Sure, it was going great at first but i started to get bored of the game and i kept glancing at the TV which was playing a pretty funny commercial. Gloria got the wrong idea and got mad at me. Long story short, that lady has a short fuse!

THEN I somehow wander over to the checkers table and GUESS WHO WAS SITTING THERE???
That's right bloggfers, (ooh i like that one!) Crazy-One-Legged-Checkers Lady was there!
She was playing checkers with my sister (who also volunteers at the same place as me) and she was CHEATING! The lady was doing all kinds of illegal jumping! Plus, she even kept on mistaking her pieces with my sister's. I felt so bad for my sis that i tried to help her out, and by doing so Crazy-One-Legged-Checkers Lady told me to "Mind my own damn business" and to "leave them the hell alone" I was getting ready to argue back when i saw this thing in her eyes that told me that if i don't back the F***K up (pardon the french, by the way!) she would run me over with her wheel chair. SO, i stood up and walked fearfully walked away with wobbly legs...

AAAAAANNNND finally, the icing to my crappy morning.
I sat down with one of the old ladies and decided to talk to her. Her name is Veronica.
So here I am telling her about stuff that goes on in school and whatnot, when she says out of the blue
"you look very pretty today sweetie"
so i gratefully responded with a "Thank you!" and a smile
I was continuing where i left off in my story when she says

"Actually, you look delicious"

i blinked a couple of times, not really sure what to say to that.
THEN on top of that she WAGS HER EYEBROWS UP AND DOWN AT ME PEOPLE, AND LICKS HER LIPS. I swear to bubbles, this is NO lie.
I'm pretty sure that if it wasn't for the fact that she had arthritis that lesbian granny would have made a move on me.... O.o

Talk about awkward. So yea that was my morning. Stay in tune for a RAAAANDOM THOUGHT.